ADD 1 TO COBOL GIVING COBOL; AI koan; any key; April Fool's Joke; asbestos cork award; asbestos longjohns; attoparsec; backward combatability; Bastard Operator From Hell; Bend Over, Here It Comes Again; Berzerkeley; Big Room; Blue Screen of Death; bogometer; bogo-sort; BOHICA; brain fart; Branch and Hang; Branch on Chip Box Full; cargo cult programming; Church of the SubGenius; Conway's Law; cyberchondriac; cyberrhea; cyberspastic; Dilbert; dinosaurs mating; Don't do that then!; Dorito Syndrome; DSU; Dwarf Storage Unit; El Camino Bignum; Electing a Pope; EOU; Eric Conspiracy; fat electrons; Finagle's Law; fine adjuster; FISH queue; Flyspeck 3; friode; garbageabetical order; gilley; Godwin's Law; Green's Theorem; Halt and Catch Fire; hand cruft; ICBM address; Infinite Monkey Theorem; INTERCAL; Jargon File; JEDR; Lambada-Calculus; LER; light-emitting resistor; like kicking dead whales down the beach; like nailing jelly to a tree; lion food; Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology; magic smoke; Marginal Hacks; maximum Maytag mode; memory farts; mickey; millihelen; Murphy's Law; nanoacre; nastistical; newsfroup; Ninety-Ninety Rule; Objectionable-C; ohnosecond; Outside Awareness Port; PEBCAK; plug and pray; Pretty Amazing New Stuff; Prisoner of Bill; Programmer Brain Damage; Programmer's Cheer; psyton; RAM; Real Programmer; Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal; rusty memory; same-day service; smoke-emitting diode; Sod's Law; square-headed girlfriend; system mangler; tunafish; unary; User Brain Damage; Use the Source Luke; UTSL; Windows 94; World-Wide Wait; write-only memory;